Oh Shit man, I gotta run a marathon in 3 days. Pretty excited about this. I’m out for revenge. Remember last time when I ran a marathon and it kicked the shit outta me? If not see video evidence of said ass kicking below.
Yeah, that was lame as hell. That hurt a lot and I scrapped my knee on the concrete. I think that I am prepared and ready to ensure that won’t happen again on Sunday. Well actually there is nothing wrong with falling over at the finish line, it was just annoying that it took me 2:16 to get the damn finish line in the first place. The only bad thing heading into Sunday is that potentially some serious winds may be a blowing. That is not so cool, wind is stupid. But eff it man, what you gonna do? It’s time to get on the line and just get at it.
I’ve noticed that Reid has gotten quite a bit of hype headed into the STWM, and it is much deserved. Dude is a champ and he is ready to throw down. I also noticed that he got a lot more publicity once he publicly announced he was going for the Canadian Record.
So all this Reid hype got me to thinking, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking; Reid is getting a lot of hype, chicks dig Hype. I want some chicks, therefore I need some hype. So then I continued to think. Thinking about how I could get some sweet hype. I’m not as fast as Reid and I’m not as handsome as Gillis, so I need some other way to score some hype. I channeled my inner Dean K. to think of some stupid way I could fool people into hyping me up. You ready for it? ok, I, Rob Watson will be attempting to go for the WORLD RECORD on Sunday!!! yeah, you heard that shit right. I am going for the World Record…as the fastest ever dude to run a marathon despite having had his dink crushed in a pogo stick accident as a young child (explanation at the bottom) Yeah! I’m not only doing it to get sweet hype, I am also doing it for all those other dudes who have pogostick vs. dick accidents. I want to show them that it is possible to live a normal life despite having a pogostick crush the hell outta your dink causing it to swell and turn all black and blue and shit. I’m basically a goddamned hero! So hopefully the newspapers and such pick up on that story line, it’s quite riveting.
So yeah Marathon this weekend, sweet.
Wanna say good luck to each and everyone of you out there who may be racing this weekend. Get out there and enjoy the first half, then nut the eff’ up and hammer it home. The faster ya finish the faster ya’ll can have your celebration beer!
Good luck to the TarHeels this weekend in Wisconsin and congrats on yet another thread on LetsRun bashing you guys. The bitter and petty douches of running world have once again directed their internet rage on you guys. Good stuff, remember dudes, they don’t bash the shitty teams.
I think I may just leave it at that for this week, sorry about that. I promise a better blog next week with a full race report and such. I will be on downtime so I may even be a little hammered whilst I post, that would be awkward.